​gary

[Skit: cxltgod & NIKHEDONIA]
Okay, would you fuck a girl, whose name was "Gary?"
Well, she's not gonna be a girl if her name's "Gary," init?
No, like, she was a girl and then she was named "Gary," when she was born
So, she had a sex change?
No, she's a girl, but her parents decided "Gary" is a nice name
I don't know, don't think I can trust a–trust a bitch, called "Gary"
I reckon I'd fuck a girl called "Gary," but, as long as I saw her fanny first, you know what I mean?
(Laughing)
Like, I'm not going in blind, I've gotta see that shit, I've gotta make sure it's not fake
Gotta make sure it's not an inverted penis?
(Laughing)
Yeah, but, once I know that it's not just an inverted penis, I'll happily, I'll eat it out, you know? Wait, where we going?
Y-Yeah, it's out there
I'll-I'll happily stick that shit in my mouth, lick it out like I've fucking cracked open a pack of Creme Eggs
(Laughing)