Garfielf

Stuffing your face as usual.
I gotta have a good meal.
Garfield, you fat cat! You are so big and fat!
Why are you so fat?
I eat, Jon, it's what I do.

It's time to kick Odie off the table.
Don't do it, Garfielf, that's our pet dog, Odie!
You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt.
GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!

Time for a nap, I'm a cat who loves to snooze.
Garfield, you lazy cat!
I hate alram clocks.

I'm am hungry, I want some lasaga.
You're eating us out of house and home, Garmfield.
Enough with the chit-chat, let's get some grub going.

Where are the 3-cheese pizzas?
I ate those food.
Where are the taco shells?
I ate those food.
Where did all the Hamburger Helper go?
*BRUP*
You're such a bad kitty, that's it, I've had it with you, that does it, I'm done, this is the last straw, Grarfileld.