​garfield story

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Let me start this story off, I was steady chilling
When I saw it, 'cause it was a package that I was expecting
Walking to the mailbox, I can't lie, I was getting suspicious
Opened up my mail and I swear to God that I saw some chickens
I'm like, "Oh my God, I don't even get it, how are these chickens alive?"
But I can't lose my focus, first, I look left, then a right
It might be opps around me, but I'm not letting them slide
But I was lucky, saw some shit moving out of my eye
I swear to God that it was orange, but that cannot be right
I really thought for a second I'm losing my mind
But then I saw the orange thing for like a second time
We boutta win tonight
I call my bro up on the phone and said it's going down
I said, "We boutta make some noise just like it's Rolling Loud"
But he can't make it, he was busy, said he's rolling loud
Guess I'm all alone, it used to stress me out, don't worry now
So I turned my phone off and started looking 'round
I swear to God, this orange thing isn't getting out
It's not allowed, you can't be creeping around my house
The tempo kinda fast, I think I'm boutta turn it down
That's a better tempo
Yes, I'm Mental but I'll still shoot you up in your mental
Looking for this thing, I'm boutta catch it and I won't be gentle
Introduce him to the metal
He probably a pussy anyway, he folding like a pretzel
Let me tell you, I was right about the first half
I heard a noise from behind me, I was speeding fast
I had to react, turned around and grabbed my strap
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You gotta trust me, swear to God that I would never cap
I know it might sound like I'm crazy but it's never that
I was relieved, 'cause I really wanna take a nap
I was really just tryna give this lil' cat a pat
I should've known better though, this cat is a monster
Was doing what I usually do, like counting up my commas
Was getting hungry though, I really wanna make some pasta
That was my biggest mistake in my life, I chose to make lasagna
I could've made that shit from scratch, but that shit kinda bougie
I found some in the fridge, I took it out and started moving
Think it was frozen just like me because I'm always cooling
Open my microwave, that shit started beeping and booping
And then I took it out
I had to wash my hands before I touched it to my mouth
I came back in the room and then I started freaking out
This orange cat ate like everything, the whole amount
So I had to kick him out
I should've known, I really played it like a damn beginner
I was in pain, but I know that shit don't last forever
That's the first time that I took a L, I'm normally a winner
That's the story of how Garfield came and ate my dinner