Garfield

[Intro]
(Yo, Pierre, you wanna come out here?)
(Drip go dummy, Drip- Drip go dummy)

[Verse]
At home hanging with a whole bunch of penguins
But instead I’m in the zoo hanging with a bunch of lions
In the year 2030 eating the sub burger sandwich
I thought I was a Smurf but I was just a blue crayon
I thought I was Garfield because I love lasagna
But instead I’m just the crab from Little Mermaid
I am just a robot that eat taco sub salads
I used to be a kung fu trainer master, now I’m just a kung fu trainer
I saw SpongeBob hired at a job, that’s why I ain’t got no job
I used to be a seeing night dog until I started wearing glasses
I used to be hanging with Bruce Wayne until I found out he was Batman
I ain’t play the guitar, I used to play the saxophone in the back of the class
I feel like I drink H2O free water juice
I don’t have a new phone, I got an Android cooler pad
I used to be a sloth back when I was a snail
Now I eat Apple Jacks for breakfast