​garagesong

[Verse 1]
Blaseball, where to begin?
I mourned our Hotdog and I bet yet again
Good game, King Tot with the save
My spite grew for the Hellmouths in spades, below
La-da-da
La-di-da-di-da
La-da-da, da-di-da

[Verse 2]
My game, peanuts and shame
T-Cash rising as a phoenix aflame
She's gay, four stars on display
When she proves it, we will have quite a day, I hope
La-da-da
La-di-da-di-da
La-da-da-di-da

[Chorus]
Jaylen's alight
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
She's really on fire
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Jaylen's gone away
She sacrificed herself so we could play
Just please win onе more game

[Verse 3]
Townsend, thе loser loves bread
Most Garages just wish he was dead
Teddy, blaseball daddy
All the hard rockers never falling asleep, oh no
La-da-da
La-di-da-di-da
La-da-da, da-da-da-da

[Verse 4]
My game, peanuts and shame
Malik thinks all of the monarchs are lame
He prays, hopes for a gunblade
"Death to Kings," but not King Tot, he's okay, I know
Ah-da-da
La-di-da-di-da
La-da-da, di-da-di-da

[Chorus]
Jaylen's alight
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
She's really on fire
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Jaylen's gone away
She sacrificed herself so we could play
Just please win one more game
Just please win one more game
Oh, please win one more game

[Spoken]
Just gotta make it to the playoffs