Game Show Love

I had lost the 'Family Feud' in the 'Newlywed Game' and my 'Concentration' was in 'Jeopardy'
Love's 'Wheel of Fortune' was causing me pain
I had struck out behind doors one, two, and three
You said sign in please in the 'Dating Game'
I was bachelor number one, I thought your love was real
You said come on down, you just won a brand new start
You said the secret word and I said 'Let's Make a Deal'

Oh, but love was just a game to you
The survey says it's true and who can name that song?
Would the real you please stand up 'cause I have had enough of this show that you put on
I thought the price was right when you asked me 'What's My Line?'
And I said 'I've Got a Secret' but I'll tell ya
It's the '$64,000 Question' but will you be mine?
I was betting it all that I was gonna sell ya
'Who Do You Trust?', 'You Bet Your Life' and be wrong?
'To Tell The Truth' I never thought you'd give me the gong
Instead of a 'Treasure Hunt' it was just a laugh-a-thon
Just puttin' me on, stringin' me along