[Intro]
Haha, oh shit
It's been a minute since I hit it up off this beat
I think I was thirteen years old, as a matter of fact I was, this was the first beat I ever made a song off of
But it's 2008, baby, and I ain't got some game to reel you in on about these hoes
We got game from hoes, from females, you know what I'm saying?
Not all females are hoes, but listen to how it goes
[Verse 1]
Now let me reel you in on game about you hoes, 'cause I'm tired
You think it's me that you're on top of, but I'm two steps higher
You think you're smart? You better start to play your part more wiser
When you'rе as real as you are fake, I play thе common deviser
You show fake emotions, motioning the human desires
And my system, you want exposed, so you go moving my wires
Hoping and wishing that your game's mission will soon be acquired
As soon as you assume you're finished, I'll be proving you're liars
You see, we've been chilling for about a month now
And now you calling my house asking me "Why haven't you asked me out?"
Asked you out? Well, if it meant that much to you
Maybe you shoulda brought it up before you even let me do you
Screw you, bitch, you weren't the one who wanted my kiss
But you was the one seconds later that was rubbing my dick
What's up with this shit? Fuck it, I'ma cut to it quick
Listen up, trick, there's a difference between a slut and a bitch
But, oh, there's no difference between a bitch and a hoe
And if I ever meet a real woman, trust me I'll know
See, them sluts sell their butts and get paid for sex
And you can fuck a hoe or bitch in three days or less
And yes, I take the test and leave 'em impressed
They keep coming back telling me that I was their best
I guess it's messed up, I guess it is, hell I confess
But not to cheating, 'cause I haven't cheated one time yet
And you can bet, all that disrespect I won't accept
Check your inbox and wonder why I sent you a threat
And that's just to let you know that I know what you meant
When you was talking all bent, I was just letting you vent
[Hook 1]
So fuck relationships, A.K.A. relationshit
I'm face-to-face with this ungracious bitch that's faced with heartless hatefulness
She doesn't give a fuck, she'll stick and hurt you like a staple prick
It's time to turn the tables on the game and straight enable it
[Verse 2]
Damn, sometimes I don't understand
But I'ma try to explain it to you the best that I can
Check this, man, one day I met up with my homegirl
We had one thing in common, we lived in our own worlds
We was on Broadway and I was taking a left
She had the audacity to ask me about the hickey on my neck
Saying "Who gave you that? You fucking around behind my back?"
I looked at her like she was wack, "Have you forgotten about the facts?
You have a fiancé, girl, and soon he'll be back
I'm single, and you're the one cheating, that's that
So back, back" Haha, you gotta be joking, whore
Even if I wanted you to be my girl, you're smoking four
And you're the one who let me in, you opened the door
You think I'm 'bout to fall for you and get my heart broken more?
Hell nah, you got me twisted, I ain't on your hook
I ain't pussy-whooped, we smash and then I dash like a crook
So take another look before you go to cipher the game
Nah girl, I ain't a player, I'm just not getting played
And I ain't about to pick your day to start changing my ways
So let's just keep it how we doing, keep exchanging these lays
[Hook 2]
So fuck relationships, A.K.A. relationshit
I'm face-to-face with this ungracious bitch that's faced with heartless hatefulness
She doesn't give a fuck, so I'll show you what's up
It's time to turn the tables on the game and straight enable it
[Verse 3]
You see, I still never cheated and still never been busted
When you hook up with a person, ask yourself "Can you trust them?"
Or two: "Can they trust you?" Oh they can't? Well what's new?
Doing everything they gotta do that's possible to bust you
For example, I was chilling with my girlfriend one night
Along with friends, we were drinking, yeah, we were feeling alright
But right across from me sat a girl dead in my sight
It was Melissa, she was looking so type, so ripe
The type that snake in the garden even encouraged you to bite
Even our eye-to-eye contact had me feeling nice
But I couldn't roll the dice, it was the Devil's best test to this
Within seconds, I'm receiving sexual text messages
And my girl's right beside me, I can sense she's tryna eye me
Every girl get suspicious when your phone lights up brightly
I read the message, then I slightly put the phone down beside me
She's in my head talking 'bout she wants to rape me, wants to rob me
Why me? But I'm excited 'cause she's gotten inside me
Like a demon tryna guide me into the poisonous ivy
Shit was hotter than Wasabi, so I had to reply
Told her I'd put her in ecstasy and wouldn't even have to try
I'm a guy like every other guy but I haven't cheated yet
Is cheating just considered sex, or can you cheat through a text?
Listen to what happened next, I said I had to take a piss
My girlfriend pointed to the restroom and said "Don't miss"
'Cause I was kinda buzzing, so I got up and left
But then realized that I had missed the whole point of the test
'Cause I had got up and left my phone laying right where I sit
It got through me, now she's got my phone and going through it
Shit, next thing you know they're throwing a fit
I had to step between these bitches 'fore they start throwing fists
During all of this, Melissa said "I think we should split"
That's when we burnt out, I laid her down and gave her this dick
When my girl suspecting something, she should've confronted me
Going through my phone behind my back, pfft, bitch please
No trust, just lust, L-U-S-T
You wanna know something concerning us? Then you ask me
I'm a G, true to the game, ain't no beating my rep
And, oh yeah, by the way, I still haven't cheated yet
[Outro]
Respect, respect
All you have to do- all you have to do
All you have to do is respect it, before it'll happen to you
Hahaha, hahahaha
Game, baby
GAME was written by DNA Tru Lyricist.