G.L.D.

[Verse 1]
G.L.D., she's all over me
She's a sketchy, sketchy girl and I know that you'll agree
When I was invited to climb into her bed
I just rolled over and pretended I was dead

[Chorus]
(She's an elf) she's an elf!
(It's not ok) it's not ok!
(She's short) short, stupid!
(Stupid, lame) so lame!
I want her to leave me alone, I want to go home

[Verse 2]
G.L.D., can't believe you brought her by
Like lice from the sea, can't believe she multiplied
After clearing out the room, don't you think you all should leave?How did you ever trick my friend? How'd you brainwash Steve?

[Chorus]
(She's an elf) she's an elf!
(It's not ok) it's not ok!
(She's short) short, stupid!
(Stupid, lame) so lame!
I want her to leave me alone, I want to go home

(She's an elf) she's an elf!
(It's not ok) it's not ok!
(She's short) short, stupid!
(Stupid, lame) so lame!
I want her to leave me alone, I want to go home

I want to go home
I want to go home