Funny the First Time

[Verse 1]
When I was just a little boy I hated rhubarb pie
I spit some at my daddy and it dribbled down his die
My momma laughed like crazy so I spit some in her eye
She whooped me good and here’s the reason why

[Chorus]
Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end

[Verse 2]
Then one day I got married, it sure was lots of fun
I was her one and only, she was my only one
We ended in divorce court after 3 months, maybe 4
I don’t believe I’ll marry anymore

[Chorus]
Cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end

[Verse 3]
Now you may not believe me, after I had died
I couldn't get to heaven cos I wasn't sanctified
And satan said, "messing up my nice clean hell"
And as I was reborn I heard me yell, well

[Chorus]
It was funny the first time, funny the first time
It will never be funny again
So ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos I really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end
This big joke is coming to an end