Funny Feathers

Way down in chicken town
They've got a chicken clown
Boy he's funny, oh honey 'n' how
He sure can shake his knees
He's got the whole world pleased
All the hens think that he’s a wow

They call him Funny Feathers
He's the best dressed rooster in town
Boy he's juiced, rules the roost
He's the man that rules all chicken land
They call him Funny Feather Man
They lay eggs when he's around
He's got the stuff that will bring 'em down
When he winks, all the poulets stop to say
That he's a Funny Feather Man

They call him Funny Feathers
He's the only upstate boy
He's a tough boy he’s rough
He's the law, all the little chicks call him pa
'Cause he's a Funny Feather Man
When the hens all strut around
He don't care but he runs 'em down
Well, he's not so slow
When he get through they all know
That he's a Funny Feather Man