Funny Bones
Vargskelethor * Track #12 On Skeleton Metal III
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Album Skeleton Metal III
- #1
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- #2Necromancer (Kicked Out of Wizard School)
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- #3Viral Warfare
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- #4Bone Pit
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- #5Church of Skeletons
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- #6The Skull Goblet
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- #7Skeleton Killer
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- #8Speed Metal Spooker
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- #9Skeleton Treasure
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- #10Boner
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- #11Oh Fuck
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- #12Funny Bones
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- #13Glass of Milk
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- #14Over My Dead Body
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- #15Día de Muertos
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- #16The Calcium Cataclysm
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- #17Save a Bone for Me
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- #18Spooky Scary Skeletons
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Joel attempts to tell some standup comedy, but ultimately fails to make anyone laugh, because skeletons see his jokes as being offensive and derogatory. Joel finally gets claps and a rimshot when he gets hurt by glass being broken.
Funny Bones Lyrics
Hey its time for some jokes
(Get off the stage)
Ey, why did the skeleton, uh, not rob the bank?
(Fuck you, that's why)
He did not have the guts (Fuck you)
Ey, why are skeletons so calm
(Fuck you)
Because nothing gets under their skin
(Aaaaa, get off the stage)
Uhh, what did the skeleton order at the resturaunt?
(Unfun-- Unfunny)
Spare ribs
Why, what did the order, what did the skeleton do
Um, He died
(Augh)
[sparse clapping]
(Fuck you, H-how am I clapping with no skin)
(BREEEGH)
(Hey, Take this, you fucker!)
[glass shatters]
AAAAAA, AAAAAA
[clapping]
(he's bleebing)
[rimshot]
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When did Vargskelethor release Funny Bones?
Vargskelethor released Funny Bones on Tue Dec 31 2019.