Funk & Wagnall’s

[Intro]
And now, despite numerous quests
A conglomeration of America's leading comedic thespians
Look that up in your Funk & Wagnall's
That's a dictionary, you know

[Verse 1]
Yo my vocab is so eclectic it leaves haters apoplectic
But I'm steady apathetic cause I know it's bad aesthetics
To be stooping to pathetic levels, meddling in sediment
It's evident that reticence will drive 'em up an edifice edge
I'm amalgamating a modicum of my mental manipulation of phrasing
While your diction is emaciated
It needs comestibles, mine's infinitesimal
Please turn up the decibels, 'til it rattles your ventricles
It's plausible that I'm inaudible
And you've been missing all these laudable quotables
While I'm sipping the most potent of potables
I opine of finer things found in linguistics
Slinging syllables with quickness
Swear my aim is altruistic

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll teach you vocab
It can't be that hard
You could get yourself some flash cards
A dictionary, a thesaurus, or just Google it
That's why I'm so confused with all these rappers spitting stupid shit

[Chorus]
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's

[Verse 2]
My garrulousness got 'em querulous or straight incredulous
Malevolent countenances are thwarted by irreverence
Rudimentary attempts at dissent are benign impediments
Inconsequential rhetoric promulgate by derelicts
Elegaic my couplets, esoteric my subject
Step to me with that gumption
You'll be bludgeoned down to bupkis
By multitudes of allusions, locutions, references, euphemisms
And witticisms. Hit 'em indiscriminately or with precision
Given that my whole approach is so facetious
You're entitle to capricious exegesis, you can call my shit egregious
Or just try to ascertain this bit of magic
From my lexicon and idiomatic habits while rapping

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll teach you vocab
It can't be that hard
You could get yourself some flash cards
A dictionary, a thesaurus, or just Google it
That's why I'm so confused with all these rappers spitting stupid shit

[Chorus]
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's
Grab your mother's Funk & Wagnall's