Funemployment

[Hook: Greg Mayo]
Let me show you the high life (high life)
We tossing money outta private flights (private flights)
Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright)
We cashing funemployment checks tonight

[Verse 1: Jeff Rosenthal]
Cards from Grandma, and the government
Money McNuggets, you know I'm lovin' it
Every day is casual, I gotta show out
Throw wads at the gods, make it rain in a drought
I dress for the job I want: none
Pockets obese, my pants weigh a ton
Shirts half off, girls balling in the bargain bin
Aisle five at Target is usually what targeting
One zero, zero, comma, comma, lost count
Rims on the ATM, pimp my bank account
Taking blank checks, I'm scribbling in the margins
NBA playbook: I'm reaching in and charging
I made it out the desert with my whips and chains
Noah's Ark attitude: gimme two of everything
I always live well, but now I'm living welfare
Messing with the Banks like a Fresh Prince, Bel Air

[Hook: Greg Mayo]
Let me show you the high life (high life)
We tossing money outta private flights (private flights)
Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright)
We cashing funemployment checks tonight

[Verse 2: Eric Rosenthal]
I don't say I'm outta work, I say I'm non-profit
My Uncle Sam spots me, direct deposit
Lifestyles of has-beens, and never-will-bes
I might not be rich, but I'm filthy
Strutting like I showered, don't be mad at me
I hit the grocery store, doors open automatically
My women in linen, I take 'em fine dining
Eating lobster in the back; dumpster diving
I make it rain in my dreams: I'm a bed wetter
My friends got fired too, call me a trendsetter
Ballin' like boche, my Versace posse
Playing games on my boat, I nicknamed it Yahtzee
Pockets fat, your bitch sniffing my crotch
Jumped into my neighbor's pool and flooded my watch
I'm my own boss now, and I ask a lot of me
Why work a 9-to-5, when every week I win the lottery?

[Hook: Greg Mayo]
Let me show you the high life (high life)
We tossing money outta private flights (private flights)
Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright)
We cashing funemployment checks tonight