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[Intro]
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck (fuck)
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck
[Verse]
Fuck the front door
Fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government
Until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of Blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah yeah yeah
Fuck a bean and cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop
Fuck a machine
Fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
[Outro]
Fuck a midget
Fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
Go fuck yourself
Fun Things to Fuck (If You’re a Winner) was written by Fat Mike.
Fun Things to Fuck (If You’re a Winner) was produced by Fat Mike.
NOFX released Fun Things to Fuck (If You’re a Winner) on Tue Apr 10 2001.