Fun Having Fun

[Verse 1]
My granddad's pride and joy was a '49 Ford
Much as he loved Grandma he loved that old truck more
I thought it was time that I took it for a stroll
I had a big old pair for a boy just eight years old

[Verse 2]
Grindin' second gear, driftin' through the cows
Rippin' through the pasture when the brakes finally gave out
He was screamin' from the porch, I was crashin' through the fence
And he said, "What do you have to say for what you've done?"
In my defense, I said it's

[Chorus]
Fun havin' fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun

[Verse 3]
My dad kept a can of gas behind our old barn
I made sure I was careful when I poured it on the lawn
The fire was beautiful 'til the wind started to blow
That ember hit the hayloft and I watched that sucker go

[Verse 4]
It didn't take long at all, there was forty foot flames
I remember feelin' grateful that the fire was now contained
The firemen had a hose and my dad, he had a belt
He said, "What do you have to say for what you've done?"
I just felt that it's

[Chorus]
Fun havin' fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun

[Verse 5]
Ten country boys doin' ninety-five down an old dirt road
Hotboxin' the minivan, squintin' through the smoke
Blue lights came flashin' and they hauled our asses in (Damn it, boy)
I look **** up in the mugshot, but I'd do it all again

[Bridge]
If you're dumb (Yes, you're dumb)
You gotta be tough (Well, you're tough)
If you're smart, you might miss the thrill of blowin' things up
That's enough of a life that's boring
And the worst decisions make good stories
Grab your helmet and your cape
Break a leg, duct tape her straight
Chicks dig scars and get-well cakes

[Chorus]
Fun to have some fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun havin' fun havin' fun, ah-ooh
(Woo-hoo)