Fuller Shark Jumping House

Whatever happened to
The nostalgia kick?
With decades old humor
The same old shtick?
Will it have laugh-tracks
And so many 'Woo!’s
Whenever an actor
Comes into the room?
We'll make it modern
With lots of sex jokes
And don't forget Trump
He’s funny, you know
Here's the same shit
Different chromosomes
Yes, Fuller House has come home

That is Shark Jumpin'
When it jumps the shark, jumps the shark
By merely existing
That is Shark Jumpin'
It all comes apart
By making it a thing
That is Shark Jumpin'

When you use nostalgia as an excuse
Without adding anything new
That is Shark Jumpin'
That is Shark Jumpin', baby
I'll tell you about it sometime