Fuckonthe1stdate

[Intro: Jamie Madrox]
Hi! My name's Lisa
I'm what some people call a sex addict
I mean, just because I like to have sex with a lot of boys
Doesn't make me a freak, ok?
I mean, yeah I like to do it doggy style
And suck cock, and all that, you know?
I mean, I usually just tell 'em
"Pull that motherfucker out and let me see it, get started"

[Verse 1: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
Fuckin' every bitch in the world that says I can
And I won't even play with the bitches that don't fuck
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts tucked (Mmm, fuck)
I don't need all the stress and all the games
(So why don't you call me anymore?)
(Sure, you just fuck me one time, and now you don't know me?)
And all the callin' me names and frontin' like you're sane, bitch
You ain't shit but a ho and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
'Cause I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid
Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?
Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash

[Chorus]
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass

[Over Chorus: Monoxide]
[Look, bitch, you must not know how to fuck?]
Honestly, we ain't the friendliest motherfuckers
Thinking I'm [?]
Giving you a hug, walking around the block
We want the motherfuckin' ass
If I want you longer than twenty-two minutes?
Something ain't right, bitch, you gotta bounce?
Believe that

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Big bitch with the big lips (Oh my)
I'm a young nigga with crazy funk in my hips (So hard)
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you
Hey bitch, that's a nice ass
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like sex? Well, me too
I'm gon' pull my dick out and this is what we gon' do
Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got creamsicle filling on ya tongue and lips

[Chorus]
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass

[Over Chorus: Monoxide]
Hoes are some skantless-ass motherfuckers
They think they slick and be like
"Hell yeah, I'm fuckin'"
When you get 'em alone, they ain't fuckin' no more
What happened, ho? Everything was all fun and games
Freaky deaky [?] whatever
Take 'em to the house and they like [?]
[?]

[Verse 3: Monoxide]
You can tell it from the get-go, bitch, I ain't the one
And strictly for your info, bitch, you ain't the bomb
I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like five (Damn!)
You can say I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my steez, then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide fuckin' bitches left and right
Let a killer know if ya fuckin' tonight

[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide]
Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
(Just so stubbly) Leave a rash on my cock
Burned up, cradling tubs of Icy Hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box (Ooh, smell my finger)
And rub the butt of the nigga named Madrox?
Half hour killer with an hour worth a dick
So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey bitch!

[Chorus: Monoxide]
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass
Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting ass
You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date I'm leaving that ass

[Over Chorus: Monoxide]
I don't care what kind of motherfucker you is
[?] [with another bitch?]
That's fuckin'
If you don't say that's fuckin', then you a faggot, flat the fuck out
If you ain't fuckin' hoes, you ain't fuckin' with me
Keep that shit to the back
All you hoes that ain't fuckin', eat a nigga dick!

[Outro: Jamie Madrox]
Get the fuck out!
Stupid bitch!
What the fuck you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck?!?
Who the fuck you think you are
Motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch?
I don't like that shit, and I don't like you!
So if you ain't fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!