Fucking Bitches at Bowser’s Castle

[Intro: Mint Blizzard & Lil Kori]
(You have reached the voicemail box of)
(Mint Blizzard, the sussy ni-)
You know, motherfuckers be talking 'bout how they wanna fuck Rosalina
But you know who's slept on?
Muhfuckas don't wanna fuck an Inkling
Like why would you not want to fuck an Inkling, dude? (xonthebeat)
Mint Blizzard

[Verse 1: Mint Blizzard]
Fuckin' the princess right in her peach
Only fuck hoes if they are special needs
She suck on my dick and it feel like a breeze
I nut on her teeth, I nut on her feet
Stepping on the beat with J.C
Only fuck a girl named Gracie
I'm fucking her booty in the Macy's
I'm pullin' these milfs like I'm Gravy
Fucking on Daisy while I'm in the sauna
Smokin' my dick like that shit's marijuana
My wrist is shiny, ain't talkin' Moana
I fly in her booty just likе Tijuana
I count up the money, I'm getting thе bag
Me and my homies, we killin' the f***
Getting a match and I'm burning gay flag
Grabbing my gun and I shoot up the blacks
Bitch, like I'm JC, I give her the hyper smash
Fuckin' your mother, you know I'm gon' blow her back
I pull out my dick, and then we're gonna dine and dash
Stuck my dick in a muhfuckin' minor's ass
That bitch gave me noggin, ain't talkin' channel
That bitch is squirtin' all over my flannel
I boot her right back, now her pussy's dismantled
Jesus, I'm fuckin' the ho in my sandals
Pull up to the castle, I'm fuckin' on Daisy
My lyrics are better than muhfuckin' JAY-Z
This bitch is devious, this bitch is crazy
My Glock go off, and it rotate like DayZ

[Verse 2: J.C the Rapper]
I do not have a transition to my verse
So I'm just gon' spit it back to back and do that shit worse, one
One time for my L.A. sisters
One time for my L.A. homies
I eat her ass like I'm eating baloney
I'm not as fucked, but like none of you know me
Hi I'm J.C, I'm as [?] as can be
I stay shoppin' at Target while I'm smokin' weed
I'm in this fella, I do a good deed
But I might fuck a girl in the back of a Wendy's
Bitch I am chaotic, but a nigga never numb
Chewy, ooey, gushy pink, pussy look like bubblegum
"Want a taste?" She smacked my face and said "Lil boy, you rude as fuck"
So then we kissed and fly by thirty minutes, I fucked up her guts, yeah
Ayy yo, run it up
If you talkin' that shit, you best bug up
Ayy yo, fuck it up
I financially study, you're bankrupt