The song was released as part of Alestorm’s album “No Grave but the Sea” (2017). The official song video, featuring the band members singing the song in the studio, was released a few days before (exactly on 26th may 2017) on YouTube on the official channel of NapalmRecords.
[Intro]
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
(Go!)
[Verse 1]
For thirty odd years, I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witch doctor from over the seas
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
(Fuck you!)
[Verse 2]
Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
[Chorus]
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
(Wank!)
Fucked with an Anchor was written by Christopher Bowes & Máté Bodor.
Fucked with an Anchor was produced by Lasse Lammert.
Alestorm released Fucked with an Anchor on Fri May 26 2017.
Chris: We were sitting thinking one day, what is the essence of what makes an Alestorm song great, and we thought: well basically, it’s a bunch of folk at a football match screaming at the referee saying ‘the referees a fucking wanker’. And that’s sort of the target sort of atmosphere for an Alsesto...