Fuck YouTube Rewind

[Verse 1]
YouTube's got their heads so up their arse
They wouldn't know their Logans from their Jakes
And I don't think I even have to ask
Just look at all the money they make

[Verse 2]
Push down your undesirables and lift up all the fakes
Make sure you're not liable when they all make mistakes

[Pre-Chorus]
So, fuck the Rewind
And fuck you Google too
Your site was doing just fine
Until along came you

[Chorus]
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
Corporations (Corporations)
Superficial (Superficial)
Abomination (They're all shit)
So please don't ban me for this
But your site brainwashes little kids

[Verse 3]
Biggest thing in years, T-Series v Pewdie
The bid for your site's number one
And even though it brought in great swaths of the community
Stephen Colbert flossing was your number one

[Verse 4]
And Stefan Karl, the man behind the memes
For several years he was the face of it too
But not a fucking mention of his tragic passing
Instead, let's have a Vine star or two

[Verse 5]
Sure, you can skip out PewDiePie
And maybe don't include Ugandan Knuckles
But when a great man like TotalBiscuit has to die
Ignoring that is just fucking disrespectful

[Pre-Chorus]
So, fuck the rewind
And fuck you Google too
Your site was doing just fine
Until along came you

[Chorus]
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
Corporations (Corporations)
Superficial (Superficial)
Abomination (They're all shit)
And please don't ban me for this
But your site brainwashes little kids

[Bridge]
So how about I control the Rewind?
Let's take out all your advertising-friendly bullshit
And let's pretend your decades-old community
Is nothing to be ashamed of
And let's put forward creators
Who actually made an impact
And changed the world
And made it a little less bleak

[Pre-Chorus]
So, fuck the Rewind
And fuck you Google too
The site was doing just fine
Until along came you

[Chorus]
Now it's manufactured
Corporation
Superficial
Abominations
So please don't ban me for this
Actually, fuck it, just ban me for this

[Outro]
Oh yes, ban me for this
But this once great system has gone to fucking shit