Fuck This Town

[Verse 1]
Well, I came down to Nashville
In 1993
'Cause my friend Jimmy said Nashville
Had money growin' right on the trees
So I thought I'd go pick some
And I don't mean musically

[Verse 2]
Now it's three years later
And I'm a-wonderin' where I went wrong
Shook a lotta hands, ate a lotta lunch
Wrote a lotta dumbass songs
But I couldn't get a break in Nashville
If I tried my whole life long

[Chorus]
So fuck this town
Fuck this town
Fuck it end-to-end
Fuck it up-and-down
Can't get noticed, can't get found
Can't get a cut, so fuck this town

[Verse 3]
Hey, this ain't country western
It's just soft-rock feminist crap
And I thought they'd struck bottom
Back back in the days of Ronnie Milsap
Now they can't stop the flood of assholes
There ain't a big enough ASCAP

[Verse 4]
Sure, I like old Tim Carroll
And BR549
But Nashville don't need that noise
No Nashville'll do just fine
As long as there's a moron market
And a faggot in a hat to sign

[Chorus]
So fuck this town
Fuck this town
Fuck it end-to-end
Fuck it up-and-down
Can't bear one more writer in the round
Can't get a cut, so fuck this town

[Outro]
Yeah, fuck this town
Fuck this town
Fuck this town