FUCK THIS SAD SHIT I’M JUST TRYNA… (skit)

Okay, fuck, it's just Daki
Let me answer, hello?
Brokie! Yo! You available right now? (I mean I'm like—)
Me and LAC 'boutta slide to the mall and we figured you'd wanna cop some gay shit, like a croptop or somethin'
'Cause you know, like, gay?
Uh, wha—
I-I mean I'm-I'm in the studio right now
I'm, like, I'm recording some shit
And what? (Oh, my God)
You too good for croptops or somethin', nigga?
Uh, in case you forgot, it's summer!
No, bro, get off my dick, I'm just recording some shit (What?), damn
'Kay, well, judging by that bitchy attitude in yo' voice, I'm gonna assume that it's pretty important
Bro, it's not even bitchy, chill out
Wait, are you still continuing that fake ass gangsta rap shit?
Or is it, like, deep?
Define deep?
Don't tell me you still writing songs 'bout yo' sorry ass ex, bruh
Brokie
It's so bad, bro, I can't fuckin' (Bro, it's been a year!)
You had a whole ass new man for a year, bro! (I know, I'm just)
And you still sad? Nigga, you is not Drake, move on!
Dude, I'm trying to, bro, I just fuckin'
I miss the way I could just, like, walk down the block and just, like, have someone who cared about me like that, you know?
I don't even, like, miss the romance at all
You know, I cut it off 'cause I don't want the romance, you know?
I'm not missing an ex, I'm missing a friend
And it's like, bro, we hooked up in high school a couple of times 'cause I was thinking with my dick
And she was thinking with whatever
I just kinda blame myself, you know? It's hard not to
It sucks
Hey, don't beat yourself up over a girl that both you and I know hate you now
Oh, thanks, man, yeah
You tried talking to her, and she blocked you, end of story
Just come to the mall with me and LAC, and I promise we'll cheer you up, gangy
Yeah, I guess-I guess it wouldn't hurt
I-I-I do need sunlight
I just fuckin', I gotta get out of this fuckin' studio, man, fuck it
Okay, sick, 'cause I'm quite literally parked outside your house, like, chop-chop
Yeah, yeah, alright, bro, I'll see you
Phew, alright
Fuck all this sad shit, dude, Daki's right, I'm just gonna fuckin' go to the mall, fuck it
I need sunlight anyway