Fuck This Job

[Intro]
— Hey Wheeler, you're late again!
— Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway

[Verse 1]
This nine to five can suck my cock
I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock
Monday through Friday is a hassle
Everybody here is an asshole
Today's the day I grow some balls
Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall
Blowin' my load in the sink
And tell 'em what I really think

[Chorus]
Fuck this job, fuck you boss
Fuck your profit and fuck your loss
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, fuck you
This whole company can slob my knob
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

[Verse 2]
Without me here this place is screwed
Y'all don't know half the shit I do
You should've understood from the get go
I ought've be runnin' this shithole
P.S. I pissed in the coffee pot
Took a big dump in the parking lot
Hid a dildo in thе drawer
Kiss my ass, I'm out the door

[Chorus]
Fuck this job, fuck you boss
Fuck your profit and fuck your loss
Fuck you Linda at the front dеsk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, fuck you
This whole company can slob my knob
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I'm off to chase my dreams
Crush more pussy than you've ever seen
I guess what I really mean

[Chorus]
Is fuck this job, fuck you boss
Fuck your profit and fuck your loss
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, fuck you
This whole company can slob my knob
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
Fuck this job, fuck you boss
Fuck your profit and fuck your loss
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, fuck you
This whole company can slob my knob
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job