FUCK THE IRS

[Intro: KiD KAMi]
Distrokid just sent me an email about my taxes
Fuck Distrokid, I'm not paying taxes
Fuck the IRS too
(Kami)

[Verse 1: KiD KAMi]
I just took a fake perc, now I'm 'bouta shred my W-2s
Fuck the IRS, they can come catch this fade if they choose
I just got an email from TurboTax
They said I'm going to federal prison
Yo, I just got an email from Tokyo's Revenge
He wanted to know if I was a minor
I just got an email from kirby2cool!
They said something about Super Smash Bros. and minors
I just got an email from iLOSTMARI
He wants to know if I have a plug that sells minors
Yeah, I do actually
@NOVÂFLED is my plug that sells minors
One time I got into a Call of Duty lobby with DC The Don
He spam killed me with a riot shield, so I called him several slurs
DC The Don's music sound like— "Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!"
The internet beef got too serious, so I downloaded Tor Browser and hired an assassin
This retard thinks he bought seven percs off of me, but he doesn't know that it was entirely Aspirin
If the ballot for the US election was C4 and the ballot box was the White House, I would've participated in the election
Someone just sent me Lola Bunny Rule 34 and now I have an erection
Yall be scared to moan during sex, but I be up in my girl left ear like, ("I'm about to cum!")
Yall be scared to moan during sex, but I be up in my girl right ear like, ("I'm about to cum!")
I need twenty thousand hoes and every single one of them needs to be emo
I need twenty thousand hoes and all of them need to be willing to help me evade my taxes
One time when I was in first grade, my principal made us do the Cupid Shuffle
I got mad and I called it the Stupid Shuffle
And my principal picked me up and body-slammed me into the pavement
NOVÂ has a personality disorder, one's a pedophile, the other's a racist
We walked past a group of first graders and NOVÂFLED said, "I'm gonna rape all the children"
[?] looks like Amelia Earhart because he has crabs
Amelia Earhart also has crabs
This is what it would sound like if I ever ran into Mr Beast in public:
"Please! Please, let me borrow a rack!"
"Please, just one rack! That's all I'm asking!"
"Just a rack, please Jimmy! Please, I need a rack!"
"Please! Please! Please!"

[Verse 2: KIDx]
If you work for the IRS you get capped off
My agent dropped a diss track, it's a bad song
Drugs the only thing people should get taxed on
This is like the fifth Soulja Boy "Crank That" sample beat that I've rapped on
This is like the five hundredth thousandth beat that I've snapped on
If you got beef, then we can fight in the street like Capcom
If you work for the IRS then you an incel
Fuck [?] government intel
Stackin' my tracks on computers like Intel
I fucked your bitch from the back, but I flipped her back over 'cause her shit smell
I hit up Mr Beast, I need some bread
Jimmy, just pay back my IRS debt
Do it or I shoot at you in the head
Give me money or get shot in the head
If I lost in Squid Game, I woulda shot Mr Beast in the head
Yall grew up watching SuperMarioLogan
You woulda never caught me watching no SuperMarioLogan
I'm smarter than any guest that's ever been on Joe Rogan
If I worked out for one week, I'd look like Hulk Hogan
If I worked out for two weeks, I'd just look like the Hulk
And I could fast the whole damn time and I'd still gain bulk
Off a perc, I jumped in front of a car and none of my balls broke
And I get inside of her box, like Bespoke Post
I'll shoot Mr Beast in the head 'cause I need more dough

[Verse 3]
Uh, okay, I'm edgin' myself as we speak
If I see Makima, I be like, "Please!"
If I see Makima, I'm on my knees!
Fuck Denji, it should've been me!
That scene where she bit his finger, throbbing
White bitches, I'm weaving and bobbing
Mr Beast, "Last one to pull out of Makima challenge wins a million dollars"
Huh, I'm ballin'
"She's just a drawing," you would not understand
White bitch talking, she get a backhand
Somebody tell Makima, give me a lapdance
I be in Makima ear like, "Rooh, rooh, rooh, rooh"
Okay, I'm 'bout to go in that
UAV inbound
You ain’t D when I spark the clip and you get rounds in your top
Like a, like a person with a round head
Then you get found dead
Police astounded
Smoke you like Doja, I paint the whole town red

[Verse: 4]
Unlike every rapper, you know my shit crank
I was like 15 when I [?]
Turned 16 [?]
[?]
IRS like you owe 9k
[?] I'd rather die than ever listen to skyfall
I’d rather jerk off with my pinkies [?]
You can literally do that to my songs
You can literally do crack to my songs
You can literally shoot CATS TO MY SONGS?!
All of you niggas can't fuck with us
All of you bitches love suckin’ my monkey nuts
[?] You literally have no dad [?]
Bars nigga!
[?] literally grooms niggas

[Verse 5: OMINVS]
I paid KIDx for a beat and he still did not send it to me
I paid Darktones two hundred dollars for an edit and they still did not make it for me
I took a flight out to Texas and told my girl to shake it for me
I told my schizophrenic friend to take this fentanyl for me
He-He is no longer with us
Yuh, he is dead
If I see Mr Beast, I'm killing him
I'm hitting a lick on Mr Beast
Fuck poor people
Nigga said he was homeless, I had to say he was simply home-less
Bitches taking pictures on Instagram with no chest
You are dick deprived, we can tell that you get no sex
Now you are home-less, homeless, home-less

[Verse 6: Wavehi]
Fuck it, I'mma have to go and paint the town red
I'm makin' money, so I had to get accountants
Lookin' at my numbers, I been blowin' your allowance
I think I'm way better and there's not a way around it
He speakin' on my name, but you ain't 'bout it
Brodie just a hater, just a doubter, I could do this shit for hours
And my words a money printer, like this shit a superpower
Only thing I'm 'bout to do is I'mma eat and not devour
Got a LLC, so this shit tax free and that ixban shit so its income free
And you wish you could, but you not like me
You wanna talk shit, so you not on my team
Shawty wanna shoot shit, she a Glock wit' a beam
I didn't mean to do it, like it's not what it seems
Brodie, we all human, if you popped, then you bleed
I'm on your block and I'm sellin' ice cream
I been ringing in her head, she prolly hear me in her dreams
I'm addicted, I'mma do it 'til I'm dead 'cause I'm a fiend
And I charge like IRS, if you gon' want me for a feat
If you want me on your song, then your pockets get deleted
Bitch

[Verse 7]
Mr Beast, please give me a rack
Jimmy Beast, please give me a rack
Jimmy Donaldson, just give me a rack
Jeffery Epstein, I'm makin' a rack
238HACHIMAN catchin' strays
Yo name is Diego
You live in a [?]
You Mexican pedophile [?]
Uhh what race is pope?
[?] He was on the street like UHHHHH UHHHH UHHH
[?]
Kami likes them when they’re one year old
Nah I’m just kidding
I punch his balls and run away
[?]
Oh they call me [?]

[Verse 8: KG Prince]
[?] My dinner with R Kelly
Hope you chose neither, if you didn't you need help
Had a talk wit yo lil baby mama, she wanna take pics, selfie
Yo shooter got no jumper
I'm finna do 'em like Kelpy
I might just suck on her toes
I might just kiss on her feet
I used to listen to Joey, but then that nigga wanted beef
[?] Watch me hit that Soulja woah
[?]
You! hit that spiderman
[?]
Youuuu!