Fuck From Memory

[Verse]
Huh huh, oh, I got a wife
It's really funny to have a wife
'Cause we was in love, man, like a bitch
'Til we got married
It was cool, man, no, it was really fun and shit
People wearing real funny things we should do together
It was really fun
I used to bring her a rock, and she'd go "Oh, a rock!
A rock for me?"
If I bring that bitch a rock now she'd hit me with it
Huh, she got me to marry her, what, we was ballin'
And I was coming, "Will you marry me?"
"Yes, dear, yeah, yea-es, yeah-es, yeah"
So, heh heh, it's good
Being married is hard, well, you know
'Cause we fuck from memory now
Yeah, we have some great fights, though
You ever have with your woman?
I mean me and my woman have serious fist fights
Like, y'know, not on TV, like y'know when you be arguin'
'Cause she hurt my ego "I'll punch you out"
Me and her fights our ass off upstairs
'Cause I found if you be with a woman
If you don't fuck in a week, you got to fight
Huh, you either fuck or fight
One of the two, you gon' give up something, y'know
Then it's nice to fuck after you fight, though
"Just let me rest" "OK"
Huh huh, you ever have a fight with your wifes, y'know
And you try to bully them, see, sometime it work
"Bitch, I'll kill you!", that don't work no more
She run downstairs and get a butcher knife
She's a butcher knife girl, she lets me get her wrist
Before she pulls it on me, then you get her up
"Now let go of the fuckin' knife
Well god damn it, let go of the fuckin' knife
Well I'm not playin' with yo ass, well let go of it
Fuck are you doin'?
Nope, let go of my face!
Take your fuckin' hand off my face!
I ain't playin' with you, you gon' scratch me
Let go of my fuckin' face!
We're done tonight, right now
Look at the sk-, look what you did on my nail
Look at that! Nail polish my ass, look at that!
Blinding me, I ain't lettin' go of shit
You better not grab my nut"
You can get 'em with that one, y'know
When they get close to your body
"Oh! Oh, my nuts! Give me the nuts!"
She goes great, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Y'know, you walk around 3 or 4 days
And get service and everything
"Can I help you?" Leave me alone, god damn it