Fuck Em All

I fucked one in the basement
I fucked one in the hall
Fucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
Fucked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I fucked em all
I fucked one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I fucked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
Fucked one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?)
I fucked em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll fuck that too
I fucked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh
The Steelers won that night
Fucked an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I fucked em all