Fuck a Bike Cop

[Part I]

[Intro: Juulia]
Tonight at 5, two suspicious males were found urinating on the corner of Patricia and College Main at 1:45 AM. The two suspects were seen standing near a bush both suspiciously with their penises out

[Verse 1: Lil T]
Fuck a bike cop
White crime never stops
Can’t pee in a bush
But in foundies you can get top

Fuck a bike cop
White crime never stops
Can’t pee in a bush
But in foundies you can get top

Two PUs
Man, fuck the one two’s
If you out there reppin blue
Gonna catch a .22

Smoking on a pack
With my boys out back
Went to break the seal
Thought it was no big deal

I had just finished up
When the cop walked up
I was in the clear
But Mason fucked up

Just slipped between
My peen went unseen
Cop looked at me
But I wouldn’t come clean

Checked over my shoulder
Saw my boys going down
Almost pulled out the piece
Like we do in H-Town

Cop starting writing
My boy starting fighting
Blue flashed the bush
There was something in the lighting

Talking to the crew
Like the fuck we gonna do?
Is Mason going to jail
Cuz he couldn’t find a loo? (Gimme da loo)

Fuck a bike cop
White crime never stops
Can’t pee in a bush
But in foundies you can get top

[Part II]

[Verse 2: BrownBalla]
Hey man this one goes out to my man Mason, we telling his story cuz he can't

I was pissing in a bush - allegedly
I see the oppers pull up tryna mess with me
I was smokin on that tree and sippin hennessy
He tapped me on the shoulder - well fuck me

Had to cut off the pee
Had to put out the green
He tried to hand me something
But I don’t fuck with no fees

It ain’t even like I was doing anything criminal
Nobody saw my dick like that shit invisible
Just cuz I’m a rapper, it don’t make me invincible
I knew what he wanted, not even tryna be cynical
Now I’m getting arrested, cuz of this fucking imbecile
Training wheels arresting kids- it’s fucking pitiful

Blue bloods rollin
Dumb fucks patrollin
Who you think you saving?
You just tryna have your moment

I don’t regret shit and I’d do it again
I ain’t a revolutionary but I do what I can
If you find yourself in my place listen to what I’m saying
Throw up two middle fingers and scream fuck you man

Fuck a bike cop
White crime never stops
Can’t pee in a bush
But in foundies you can get top

Fuck a bike cop
White crime never stops
Can’t pee in a bush
But in foundies you can get top

[Outro: BrownBalla & Lil T]
Yo just got back from the courthouse, judge said he's gonna locked up for a while
Hey man, it's a fucked up situation man, free my boy Mason, free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong
He ain't do shit, dawg