FTN

[Intro]
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... fuuuuck (yee-haw!)

[Verse 1]
Fuck Ted Nugent, he's a fucking jerk
I wish that he'd be gone
Chauvinistic Republican, kills animals
But he forgot how to write a song

[Chorus 1]
He's a dick (he's a dick!)
Fuck him (fuck him!)
Asshole (asshole!)
Fuck him!

[Verse 2]
Fuck Ted Nugent, and fuck the NRA
And fuck their attitude
He thinks that riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys
Will make him look real cool

[Chorus 1]
He's a dick (he's a dick!)
Fuck him (fuck him!)
Asshole (asshole!)
Fuck him!

[Bridge]
He thinks he'll get the girls
By killing little squirrels

[Verse 3]
Jennifer Lopez
Fur-wearing fucking twat
She likes to eat dead cow
She thinks it's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes
'Cause she thinks it hides the pounds

[Chorus 2]
Shes a bitch (she's a bitch!)
Fuck her (fuck her!)
Asshole (asshole!)
Fuck her (fuck her!)
Shes a bitch (she's a bitch!)
Fuck her (fuck her!)
Asshole (asshole!)
Fuck her

[Outro]
(One more time)
Fuck Ted Nugent