FruitSnacks
Dave Blunts * Track #7 On From An IEP Into The ICU
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‘FruitSnacks’ is the 7th and final track from Dave Blunts' once lost ‘From An IEP Into The ICU’ EP. The track satirically highlights the issue of single mothers' dating struggles from the perspective of an absentee partner.
FruitSnacks Lyrics
[Intro]
Know they really want a man, yeah
Know they really want a man
Yeah
I know they really want a man, yeah
Know they really want a man
Yeah
[Chorus]
That's why I fuck hoes that got kids
Cause I know they really want a man
She like "Can you be my kid's new dad?"
I'm like "No, bitch -- not a chance,"
I ain't even really tryna talk, bitch
Please drop your pants
I might eat her kid's fruit snacks
Then, pass the bitch to my mans
[Verse]
Her kid's dad isn't in the picture
Too young to be a father figure
Her baby daddy used to always hit her
And she can't find a babysitter
And her house got a thousand roaches
She suck me up so I wouldn't focus
Bitch I still see these fuckin' roaches
Damn bitch, why you live so bogus?
Damn bitch, why your kids so greedy?
Damn bitch, why your kids so needy?
She crying to me like "Please don't leave me,"
That reminds me, I should go buy some milk
I'll be right back, the store is down the hill
I'm never coming back, bitch be for real
Her kids are so bad, that I couldn't hit them
I'm not the real dad, so it isn't-
[Chorus]
That's why I fuck hoes that got kids
Cause I know they really want a man
She like "Can you be my kid's new dad?"
I'm like "No, bitch -- not a chance,"
I ain't even really tryna talk, bitch
Please drop your pants
I might eat her kid's fruit snacks
Then, pass the bitch to my mans
That's why I fuck hoes that got kids
Cause I know they really want a man
She like "Can you be my kid's new dad?"
I'm like "No, bitch -- not a chance,"
I ain't even really tryna talk, bitch
Please drop your pants
I might eat her kid's fruit snacks
Then, pass the bitch to my mans
FruitSnacks Q&A
Who wrote FruitSnacks's ?
FruitSnacks was written by Dave Blunts.
When did Dave Blunts release FruitSnacks?
Dave Blunts released FruitSnacks on Sat Aug 19 2023.