Fruitcake

[Verse 1]
There's a fruitcake for everybody
There's a fruitcake for everyone
There are B-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun

[Chorus]
Take a bite
It's alright
There's some brandy and star margarine to make it bright
Take a bite
It's alright
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

[Verse 2]
It's the season for being happy
But the reason is dead and gone
If the reason for being happy
Takes a backseat when the season's done

[Chorus]
Just take a bite
It's alright
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite
It's alright
A little lovin and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

[Post-Chorus]
Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

[Bridge]
Stars are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town
Miracles are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town

[Verse 3]
There's a fruitcake in everybody
There's a fruitcake in everyone
There are b-sides to every story
And that story has just begun

[Chorus]
Just take a bite
It's alright
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite
It's alright
A little lovin is riding all along
She ran away from home