Fruit Medley

Eat your fruits, man
You think I'm kidding, but I'm not
For real, eat them for that balanced meal
Eat your fruits, man
Stay healthy

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You don't want to live a live without eating fruits
They aren't just food there's also some good fruit juice
If you don't eat these foods you'll have bad attributes
And you won't go to a job where you need a closet full of suits
I didn't start eating them 'till the past few years
But when I was twelve I grew up and I faced my fears
My first experience eating fruits I was pretty nervous
But I went through it, teeth clenched and I shed tears
But now everyday I cut some berries up with my Cutco knife
I eat 'em with my dad, I eat 'em with my mom
And one day I'll eat 'em with my beautiful wife
And when I go camping I eat 'em with the bears in the wildlife
The younger you start 'em, the more you'll enjoy 'em
And you won't grow up to be a fruit-hating bum
Even if all you do is chew fruit flavored gum
It's a whole lot better than that bad bubble gum

Yeah, I said it
Bad bubble gum
That's because and we all know this
But the truth is about bubble gum
It's not that bubbly
So why do you all have it?
It's so bad

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You're getting a little big take it easy on the junk food
If I sound a little mumbley it's cause the fruits I just chewed
They're all so good I can't stop eating them you gotta try it dude
Especially if you're sad it'll put you in a really good mood
Not sure if you know but maybe you do I'm gonna ask you
Is a tomato a veggie or is it a fruit, do you know?
It seems so simple, but it's not as simple as it seems
Cause it turns out my question tricked both you and me
Because there's more than one answer, and the answer is it's both
Didn't think you would know because you're not Mikey J, bro
AKA the G.O.A.T. if you eat your fruits you'll be invincible
Unlike the Soviets in the Gulags
If you still can't see it then you're either blind or there's fogs
Close your eyes, pretend you're Michael Vick and the fruits are the dogs (Woof woof)

That was a shot at Michael Vick
He fights dogs, bro

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice

You better eat your fruits
Put down that poor moose
Make sure you drink
Your fruit juice