Frugalin’

[Verse 1: Matter ov Fact]

Copped the used Scion
Only skills Matt rely on is haggling
Talk down bills here to Taiwan
Winning OT seven nil inside the pylon
That’s a hill he’s down to die on
Get his fly on trying not to get blown away
Airplane undercarriage stowaway phone throwaway
Out to NJ for the day dodging sales tax
For some Ageless Male Max
How he scales back is beyond him
When the rubber hits the road we’re busting off in NYC condoms
Big mommas slap it around E Honda
Quick somebody call a first responder
Agh they label him a bum frugaling
Name rings bells from thumbs Googling
Living off the land elk underneath the sun bugling
Mustache Dum Dum Dugan

[Chorus]

Yo being broke evokes a ton of pain
That’s why he’d rather run a Twitch sub train than run a train kehd
The penny hoarders
Once a year splurging on a Denny’s order
And pay the bill with like twenty quarters

[Verse 2: EP]

The cloaked pinchpenny
Sold his pet finch Jenny for a benny
A ganga won’t flinch
Pour an inch of the Henny a cinch to make a bottle last
For all you wimps with the coddled past
Colorado grass fed get you lambasted
You damn bastard it’s dead we only stash bread
Instead it’s no cash but cred cheeseparing
Preparing for your week knees impairing
Wear tearing air faring a couple Gs when it’s barren
They’re sharing Mickey D’s so get off these N-U-T-S
When he breeze in Mclarens
Try and envision a spry living
Fortified wine provision
Not dying in prison Y incisions
Listen they’ll cut plenty ties if it sounds ghoulish
There’s many pennywise yet their pound foolish

[Chorus]

Yo being broke evokes a ton of pain
That’s why he’d rather run a Twitch sub train than run a train kehd
The penny hoarders
Once a year splurging on a Denny’s order
And pay the bill with like twenty quarters