From The Kid I Babysit’s Perspective Part 5

[Verse 1: Jax & Chelsea]
This is the girl I babysit
Hi, I’m Chelsea, your favorite bit- (Chels)
Chelsea likes to get me in trouble with her mama
Am I the drama? I’m not the drama
So we’re up past her bedtime writing a song
About all the times she almost got me fired by her mom

Go for it

[Verse 2: Jax & Chelsea]
One time I prank called 911
And the cops showed up
That was fun
I took her car keys when she went pee
And she backed my car into the next door neighbor’s tree
I told everyonе that she told me wherе babies were made
And that night I did not get paid
Okay, but I’ve been like really good tonight
Okay, yes, you’ve been matur-
Sike!
You did not j-
You did not!
Are you kidding me right-?