Frisk vs. Chihiro

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
FRISK
VS
CHIHIRO
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Frisk]
In the Underground and there’s another human in the fray?
She should’ve dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away
If you wanna get the job done, you can’t make this ‘bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, then I’m sending you straight downstairs!
You say everything’s fine? You must be out of your mind
Makes spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne!
I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine!

[Verse 2: Lin and Chihiro]
Sen hеre’s a cheap task, go sweep this weak trash!
Yеs, ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that!
Given all your meek raps, I see why you speak jack
I’d have better bones to pick by debating “Uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans
All generations laud my animation, check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes!
You’ve hid in Waterfalls, now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves!
All your emotions shown blank, I’ll toe to toe a No-Face
From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky!
I’m renowned, you’re Underground, you’re already under six feet
So go run you pacifist, ‘cause when I’m through you can’t save!
I thought I’ve seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came

[Verse 3: Frisk]
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby
You’re appearing as a lost soul stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, I see now you got the caught throat

[Verse 4: Sans]
Hey kid, how ‘bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after
Turn Chihiro into zero, I guess that’s a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery
I guess I’ll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble
You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

[Verse 5: Chihiro & Yubaba]
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?
Move aside! (Aah!) It’s Granny’s turn to show you who’s the dunked one!
This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!
A mummy’s going Under if it’s squabbling with the gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!
With time travel and experiments, you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me I’ll show you who’s Earth bound!
Maybe save your snooze for later if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

[Verse 5: Frisk]
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath!

[Verse 6: Chihiro]
Sins are your tenure your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust but it’s my name you will remember

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!