Friendship

[Verse 1]
If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S
If you're so happy, you land in jail. I'm your bail

[Chorus]
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot

[Verse 2]
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me
If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind
And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Good evening friends