Friends Who Are Lesbian

I love sleeping in bed with my friends who are lesbian
It's no big deal that neither of us are interested
'Cause we're both so fucking yuck and filled with hgerms
And I know you're yuck and I know you're gross
But you've got the germs that I want the most
And I'd swap yours for mine over any weekend
But instead of using hands let's use our mouths
And get really sick together and just lay around the house
And to make things fair I will hold your hair
While you're vomiting in the toilet
To make yourself feel better