Fried Diglets

[Intro: Dumb and Dumber]
His Dick Fell off!
His Dick Fell off?
Yeah it was pretty dumb
Oh, that's it!
I fucked this dump!
We got a bunch of food
We got a bunch of jobs
And my dick fell off!

[Bridge]
Pussy, pussy, pussy, can't you see
I don't want to fucking do this shit
I'm tired of doing this shit I wanna kill my self
I fucked the people at State Farm

[Verse 1]
I shoved a Gillette Razor up my ass just about a week ago
Then I ate about a steak and it was fucking as stupid as shit though
Because I fucked Nintendo and everybody in it
Because they know I shoved a Nintendo Switch up my ass, a Hydro Gillette
Fucking Razor Gels fucking sucks dick
I've tried to shave my balls with it
And my balls fell off
Fucking dumb shit like that is what pisses me off
Cause my fucking fan doesn't turn on anymore
I... just want to fucking die
Fucking kill me stupid bitch
Logan is a fucking pretty good movie
Its not his real name though
Fucking go kill yourself stupid shit
I really like the SquidBillies
Hell yeah

[Chorus]
Heyyy
I wanna fucking die in a bunch of fucking glass
I can't sound like Filthy Frank
Cause it sounds like he ate a bunch of ass
And then ate a bunch of glass
That fuckin we're... Gay as shit
And these try hards are trying to
Suck his dick

[Bridge]
Pussy, pussy, pussy, can't you read
You're a thirty year old nigga eating dumb shit
You can't fucking read for shit
You're just a fucking slave
You dumb bitch
What the fuck is this

[Verse 2]
Go fucking play the Wii
On fucking Resident Evil
Stupid shit suck my dick
What the fuck
Stop posting messages
Because i'm not going to fucking look at it
Holy shit, It's Zyon
Look at him go
(Ew!)
Holy fuck
Every time I look at myself in the mirror I think
"Wow that's another black guy I guess i can kill"
Holy fuck
Im trying to just fucking kill myself
Where's my noose?
Where's m-y no-
Where's my fucking noose?
Where's my fucking noose?
Geico Lizard Insurance is trying to fuck you in the ass
No Homo
Hell yeah
Hell Yeah

[Chorus]
I wanna die
Fucking kill me
Rick and Morty
Niglet
I fucked an Xbox One
Shoved my dick in it
Then I cum on a PS4
Then I Fucking pissed in a PC
Cause I have a piss fetish

[Outro]
I want to fucking die
Stupid Nigga