Freshest Rhymes In The World

Hey Doctor!
Yeah, what's up H-Y?
Yo man, you know I got the freshest rhymes in the world!
You got the what!
Yeah that's right, that's exactly what I said!
So [?]
Hit it Galaxy!

They like us, they bite us
No other MCs excite us
It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls
And these are the freshest rhymes in the world

Late one night there was a lunar eclipse
And I was taken from the Earth and it goes like this
Me and Darth Vader were on Planet Zeta
And I was tryin' to be cool, what's my beta-max
But the Earth was under attack
And Luke Skywalker had my back
So I went for my phaser, out of my blazer
I shot Darth Vader in the head with a laser beam
It was just like a horror dream
So I hurried up and split the scene
And then I ran straight for space control
I told the ewoks, "Yo it's time to roll!"
I said CP3, brother what will it be
He just shift the ship into hyper-speed
And off we flew like a lightning spike
And we was ready for a real Star Wars fight
And we got to Earth in the nick of time
I had 31 seconds to bust a rhyme
So I called H-Y-D-E and my trusty DJ Galaxy
But when Darth Vader tried to rock my world
I shot him with a gun, turned him into a squirrel
Ahhh, ha ha

Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, that was kinda def (yeah), let me tell you somethin' brother

One night I was dreamin' and I found
Myself, standin' on the pitcher's mound
I looked down at home plate and who did I see?
Big Dave Winfield lookin' right at me
Now Dr. Jeckyll saw that he was gonna hit
So he went and grabbed the catcher's mitt
He looked at Dave, yes, and gave me the sign
One meant fastball and two meant rhyme
Well I figured I'd throw the thing that couldn't miss
So I threw him a rhyme and it went like this, huh!
Dave Winfield, in pinstripes
I'm gonna throw the funky rhyme down the pipe
I talked to George Steinbrenner about what to do
And I think you know how he feels about you!
He said "Look 'em in the eye, pull your arms way back
And throw him a clause in his contract
Something that'll cause him a lot of pain
Like $25 million right down the drain
And that's why I can brag, without a doubt
That I pitched to Dave Winfield and struck him out!

They like us, they bite us
But no other MCs excite us
It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls
And these are the freshest rhymes in the world

I know you remember the Thrilla in Manila
Well here comes Dr. Jeckyll versus Godzilla
I was all alone, chillin' in my home
When Tokyo called me on the telephone
It was Mr. Sony, the TV man
He said "Come, come quick, Godzilla's eatin' Japan!"
I jumped in my lair without a care
And in two minutes flat I was over there
And I saw Godzilla, he was headed south
With 2,000 Sony Trinitrons in his mouth
Well the time had come for me to think quick
I went into my bag of tricks
I let him down to the ocean
'Cause that's where I keep my magic potion
Hey Godzuki with your red-hot breath
The word is out that you think you're fresh
I took my potion, hit him in the eye
Shrunk him down to two-feet size
Picked him up, and that was that
I took him up and I fed him to my cat!

Ah, that was kinda def, right?
Yeah, yeah, that was alright
But you didn't know the shark came back (what!)

Well I was on my yacht, with Jacques Cousteau
Just playing the roll and watchin' videos
And just before Hot Tracks was about to begin
A great big thing pulled me in
I went down and down and what did I see?
This crazy big shark lookin' right at me
I said "How could this be that you still lived?"
He said "You killed my brother, I'm his relative!"
And I hope you like to gamble so place your bet
We're gonna play this little game it's called shark roulette
Well he spun the chamber, put it to my head
And for a minute I thought that I'd be dead
But just before it went off in the nick of time
I busted out with another, crazy def rhyme
I said Mr. Shark, hey! what it be, yes
And why does your family want to mess with me?
Because you know if you throw you're gonna lose
I'll just turn you all into sharkskin shoes
And your teeth might be sharp and you have a big bite
But everybody knows a shark can't fight
Well I know I have my rhymes to thank
Because after that, huh, my mind went blank
I think about the time everyday
While I'm on my yacht, eatin' shark filet!

Ahh! Real, real def!

They like us, they bite us
No other MCs excite us
It's Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde for ya boys and girls
And these are the freshest rhymes in the world