French Blonde

[Verse 1]
I'm a dead animal
You're used to seeing my guts
You see me lying on the street
Just drive right over me
While you're putting on your makeup

I'm the next holiday
I'm your team down by six
I'm all your meals at once
A French blonde with Sunday brunch
Mouth full, talking politics

[Pre-Chorus 1]
We should all do this again next week

[Chorus 1]
It's broken, in pieces
But here comes another one
It's staining, your teeth but
We'll buy you whiter ones

Ah!

[Verse 2]
I wish that I was more original
Or maybe I am, but I won't ever know
I need to hear it from someone else
Because I wouldn't believe myself
I'm not a star, I'm just the next John Doe

You practice shooting your gun
You hit the bullseye every time
No one would guess
From the way that you dress
That there's a Blaser under your suit and tie

[Pre-Chorus 2]
But I'm so happy we could all be friends

[Chorus 1]
It's broken, in pieces
But here comes another one
It's staining, your teeth but
We'll buy you whiter ones

[Chorus 2]
How perfect, so worth it
What was I worried 'bout
All week, I hold shit in
But down here, we piss it out

[Chorus 1]
It's broken, in pieces
But here comes another one
It's staining, your teeth but
We'll buy you whiter ones

[Chorus 3]
Come sit there's, so much you
Need to forget about
Don't hurry, no worries
This one is on the house