Freestyle fo’ Me? (Skit)

Okay, I'm going to just walk around and do some things
Oh man
Hey K-Boyd or Lil' Chungus!
Oh fuck, what do you want?
What I want is can you freestyle fo' me?
Uhh, no thanks, I got stuff to do-
Bro come on, I got a mic
What mic?
My phone's mic
No thanks, I got things to do
Aww come on, I'll even beatbox
Bruh, just leave me alone
Bruh you are not a real rapper if you don't freestyle
Fine but if makes you leave me alone
Of course like lemme do it
Yo, my name is K-Boyd
And I'm trying to make it out there
Is it because I should not be a fake?
I will dump people in the lake
Bruh, I- oh fuck. I can't even-
Bruh that shit is garbage
Bruh what did I tell you?
And your beatboxing is terrible
And your freestyling is terrible
Well you can just leave me alone
Let me be on my way
Bro you gotta try again
Just fuck off
You gotta try again
Okay- here's a better idea
What is it?
You can kiss my asshole and then fuck off
Whatever asshole
Yeah fuck you too fucker
Damn it
I can't believe I bumped into strangers like that
Like- I'm not really good at freestyling
The fuck?
I really do need to practice tho
So-
I'm going to have to kee-
I'm just going to go back to my room
And just freestyle more and more everyday I guess
Okay