Free Lunch

You piss me off, you drive me nuts
You drink my beer and you always smoke my butts
You owe me money, you owe me big
You washed up nothing, you slob, you pig
Don't say you know me
Don't say we've met
You squirmy worm, why don't you pay back all your debts?
You're always sorry, but then you're back
Bleed me dry until I die, I'II have a heart attack

They warned me, but I never heard
You always take advantage of me
I told you, settle the score
But you think your lunches are free

You used to work to earn your keep
But you always called in sick
And now you spend the day asleep
I'm not your mom, I'm not your dad
I'm not a genius but I know when I've been had

They warned me, but I never heard
You always take advantage of me
I told you, settle the score
But you think your lunches are free

Free lunch!

I want my cash and you expunge
My money is the water and you wanna be the sponge
You never change, but then again
You've always been a loser, but you're also my best friend

They warned me, but I never heard
You always take advantage of me
I told you, settle the score
But you think your lunches are free

They warned me, but I never heard
You always take advantage of me
I told you, settle the score
But you think your lunches are free