Free Drunk

It's a story that I think you know
But I'd like to have this talk before I go
I don't get around too much, never seen at the shows
I want to find someone to smash the stereo
Because I don't even give a shit anymore
So run me out of town
I'll find a girl
On another coast
So ends my problems
And you'll just have to make the most
Someday you'll miss me
All soaked in gin and Chardonnay
Alone at the Turf Club
Oh oh oh oh oh
It's the same song everyday
Throwing back another beer and pressing replay
So who's picked to click and what does it matter at all
Just ask me, who wears the crown
It's the thirty something man who only scoffs and frowns
He's the one who will decide if you swim or drown
And no one is satisfied until you back down
It's time to join the club of every has-been in town
And it will get around
I'll find a girl
On another coast
So ends my problems
And you'll just have to make the most
Someday you'll miss me
All soaked in gin and Chardonnay
Alone at the Turf Club
Oh oh oh oh oh