Fred the Fish

[Intro]
"And now's the moment at 5 to 3:00 AM for which you've chosen to deprive yourself of sleep."

Hello! Banana!

[Verse 1]
Oh, hand me me bowler and me didgeridoo
One banana sandwich and a bucket of tea
Abra-cabra-dabra, I'm a coolibah tree
Takes a bowl of soup to paint a picture like me
(No doubt about it!)
Some dog's breakfast of a bloke I be
Smoking all the tea-leaves on me family tree
I'm a friend of Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee
Lots of lovely badges on me old school knee
...cap!

[Chorus]
Oh, hand me a dahlia
We're going to Australia
Me life's been a failure
She's turnеd me down!

[Verse 2]
Soon I'll be waltzing on the old gold sand
Evеrything too loverly to understand
Oh, pass me the parsley and me ninety-ninth chip
Ain't nothin' nasty gonna pass my lip!
(How you doin', son!)

[Chorus]
Oh, hand me a dahlia
I'm going to Australia
Me life's been a failure
She's turned me down!

[Verse 2]
Soon I'll be waltzing on the old gold sand
Everything too loverly to understand
Oh, pass me the parsley and me ninety-ninth chip
Ain't nothin' nasty gonna pass my lip!

[Outro]
Oh, give me sweet potato!