It’s Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst vs Sodor’s resident railway repulsed roller, George! Who will ride their competitor off the road?
This battle is notable for being the first that TheMonarchy released after she rebranded from his old username, King Mewtwo.
Fred Durst:
I'm Ready to Go, bro, so back up, back up!
Let's hope like Sir Handel you won't slip, ya fuck (yeah!)
Limp Bizkit’s the shit, spittin’ RAW and that's the truth
I can tell you're scared of me, punk, your face is comin’ loose
Sharp flows like traffic cones to leave your ass scarred
So wooden, no wonder you got sent to the lumber yard
This Air Raid Vehicle will rip up and tarmac ya, there's no escape
I make British shit better, check my cover of Faith
Spewin’ pure hate, don't dare to try n’ Duck your fate
Haven't spoken since Season 5, so how the fuck can you retaliate?
George the Steamroller:
Huh!
I’ve heard of you. You swank about, pretending you're a nu-metal saint
When really, none of that rubbish is true; you simply wouldn't exist if it weren't for Korn and Rage
Your rapping’s like your music: loud and utterly dull
I wish that Shaggy succeeded in drop kicking your thick skull
TTTE is loved globally
You're only played when a frat party needs an OST
After this, once again your reputation will get f**ed up
Smash you to bits like I was Gordon and you're a stuck truck
Working with fake fighters, no wonder you can’t throw punches
Show this homophobe who’s boss when my roller starts its crunching
How can you act like the people still adore ya
When your own inspirations are apologizing for ya?
And you need quit acting so ‘hip’ and ‘tight’
Duncan’s Rock n’ Rolled harder than you've ever done in your life
Fred Durst:
Shut the hell up (yoooo!), I’m attracting real fans, yo
While last time I checked, only preschoolers watch your show
And if you stay stuck up, then you're lucked up
Next in line to be like that level crossing: fucked up
You’re flyin’ off the track considering the way you flowed
And now you're gonna get scrapped like your part in Magic Railroad
Failed to Bust-er a rhyme, so once again you’ll be replaced
THEN I’LL BE ROLLIN’ ALL OVER SODOR, LEAVING ZERO FUCKING TRACE
George the Steamroller:
Was that your Aguilera duet? ‘Cuz that verse was just tragic
And you can't talk about movies, dare I mention The Fanatic?
Failed before in battle rap, so you losing this ain’t a shocker
I don't move for imitation alt rockers
Railways should be ripped up and brought into decay
I think all your CDs should suffer the same fate
Now you've a REAL anecdote, so resurrect your dead ‘pod
And tell how I left more destruction than your set at Woodstock
Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles was written by TheMonarchy & Fightmarker.
Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles was produced by .
TheMonarchy released Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles on Fri Feb 02 2024.