Frank West vs Tallahassee - Citric Rap Battles

Tallahassee:
Look alive, Frank, I don't take kindly to the dead
Try to bite me, my sight seems set on West
Are you a zombie or a dumbass?
I can't tell, I mean, what kinda journalist exposes himself?
The name's Tallahassee, I kick dicks n' fight freaks
This shit's like diarrhea: It runs in my genes
So, try me: Your claims to cover wars are crazy!
This fucker's only fit to serve the Old Navy!

Frank West and Rebecca Chang
After the Keyes, I'm left with Florida
I wanted a story, and I guess you warrant one
A sordid man forms assorted family of four
Can't afford to crash after crashing a fort!
Full of stoners, might I add, and it's apparent
That you smoke a Little Rock and make a shit parent!
As far as taking charge, you just never fit the Bill! (Nope!)
Only passing the Buck after you got him killed

Tallahassee:
Huh! Cut the crap, you capped your competence
Chopped 'til you dropped off fast n' lost your audience
Toss you with the rotters, maybe then you'd be up to scratch
Leave you'n Capcom for dead: Double Tap!

Frank West:
Careful, dumbass, you don't know who you're messin' with
It's my job to expose heavy meddlin'
So drop the act, Elvis, you'll never be famous!
Even you managed to forget what your name is!

Tallahassee:
I don't need a name, my gang's got capital gains!
We travel the nation, while you're trapped in one state!
Day after day, waiting for your next breakthrough
Wasting away like the soldiers sent to "save" you!
When it comes to the news, you're a reliable source
You hunt for the truth, n' fight through the hordes
With fuck all to lose, came Dead Rising 4
Where you plunged to your doom, with biter's remorse!

Frank West:
Of course, Talla-asshat's in over his head!
I'm Frank fuckin' West! Show some respect! (God!)
I get that you hold Hostess close to the chest
But you dropped the dub, dude: The SnoBall effect! (Oop!)
In fact, there's another snack seen in your movies
I'd mix juices with Nevada, no smoothie!