Hey, what's up?
I'm married now
And we just bought a brand new house
It's bigger, and it's better
And it's in a nicer part of town
We drive German cars
I've got a personal valet
We watch Fox News and laugh about you
And all the stupid things you say
She introduced me to Bizet
We go skiing in Gstaad
Our chef makes veal each Saturday
And it's delicious, I might add
While you're in some hip bar, craft beer in hand, I'm with my wife
We watch Fox News and laugh about you
And your pathetic little life
We drink Champagne, and she owns a dozen furs
We bought a purebred Doberman and named her Sarah Palin
Now I don't hold a grudge at all
I just thought I'd give a shout
So how's the cupcake shop and roller derby team working out?
You're stuck in that apartment with your paintings and your cats
We watch Fox News and laugh about you
'Cause we got rich and you got fat
We watch Fox News and laugh about you
'Cause we got rich and you got fat
Fox News was written by Ben Weasel.
Fox News was produced by Mike Kennerty.
Screeching Weasel released Fox News on Tue Nov 08 2011.