Fowl Affair

[Intro]
H-how it go again?
Cyan bear the first part weh you say now
Wha-what me say
Is what you hear
It's a fowl affair
So don't you interfere

[Chorus]
Me have two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 1]
The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend
The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem
The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting
What a joke, eeh man?

[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a get me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 2]
One time me and some gyal next door did a friend
And true the cock, dem no deal with me again
They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send
A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen
And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken
Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend!"
"One more Guinness and the cock gone again"

[Chorus]
Two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the cock...but me nah bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 3]
I don't like how this fowl yah program
This fowl yah a put me inna botheration
A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down
'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome
Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung
A the first fowl me see girls a run down

[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 4]
The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend
The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane's fowl dem
The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting
Oh, what a ting?!

[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 5]
One time me and some girl next door did a friend
And true the cock, them nuh deal with me again
They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send
A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen
And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken
Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend!"
"One more Guinness and the cock gone again"

[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Verse 6]
I don't like how this cock yah program
This fowl yah a put me inna botheration
A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down
'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome
Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung
A the first fowl me see girls a run down

[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a cock, and one a hen
But the cock a put me inna problem
Me decide fi kill the cock...but me nah bother kill him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

[Outro]
The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend
The cock bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem
The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The cock "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The cock 'round...