Fourth Day of Christmas

[Intro]
City life is becoming desperate

[Verse]
Not an easily discouraged person
Following the current spiritually undernourished person
Click the button on your stopwatch
Clock who up to something at your local mom and pop shop
Let’s hear it for the magi seer
At the brainstorm session with a bright idea-r
That all deceiving lies steer clear
That knows the reason why we’re here
An offering from the oft off kilter with the high tech water filter
Proud to prefer chill pills to rob and pilfer
And poppin' pills and downing pilsner and blowin' smoke
And other boring trope running jokes
Same amount of letters in drown and float
There’s way more that I have to do than stay brown and croak
Drop off a present, say hi and bolt
Too in the present to buy in bulk
Folks let’s make eye contact
Get to acting like a icon stat, you are
Shining star, no Fumar
I grew up around White Castles like Harold and Kumar
I paint pictures with different brushes
But no crutches and no rushes
Just when it seem like my immense momentum is diminishing
I put on the finishing touches
Before I got on a roll I used to roll dutches
Dudes, what up duke
Dames, what up dutchess
As of lately I have not been using any cusses
Previous the evil villain had me in his clutches
Whenever I am feeling out of sorts
I work on my connection to the source
Laws of attraction strengthened by subtraction of useless distraction
I am not someone that watch a lotta sports
But read a lot, I’m in Eden I don’t really need a lot
And off the grid so see you later bots
Once I was an addict to the additives in tater tots
Somehow sitting pretty in a city in a state of shock
I write another line followed by another line
Whispers of another life I lived in another time
And always getting into some delight
I have a home I don’t need anyone to underwrite, right?
You might have seen me on the cover of Life
My senses aren’t duller under color of night
And represent the very forthright
That’s standing up against the Fourth Reich, nice
Truth is no conclusion’s forgone
Just know that it is darkest before dawn
Holding court before God is important
Portland’s the capital of Oregon
My bad it’s Salem even when I lose I win
Cows will jump the moon before I ever watch the news again
I prefer applause but I will never cave to boos again
I may get the blues but I will never turn too booze again
Point out strengths, not flaws
Follow God not laws
Water crops, drop jewels
Follow God not rules, peace