Four Eyes

[Intro]
The reason that most kids they will fit in

[Chorus]
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports still a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand, eating my din-din
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports I’m a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

[Verse 1]
Got my macaroni with some hotdogs chopped in it
Want me to eat at the table but I’m not with it
Haven’t seen pockets this hot in a hot minute
Open my mouth and I’m tossing this lava in it
3rd degree burn instantly
And my face looks like Mr. Bean
Kinda disturbing the creature it’s lurking
This doesn’t happen to every kid whеn a kid’s 13
But I am not normal
Show up to this formal eating a cherry cordial
Looking very horriblе wearing something affordable
A Walkman that’s portable DJ how many more to go?

[Chorus]
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports still a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand, eating my din-din
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports I’m a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand, eating my din-din

[Verse 2]
And it was time to go ‘fore the dance started
Played the Thong Song teachers like “show me ya hands darn it!”
When it’s over I’m off to the poor man’s Target
Roll back to condiments get a bottle of ranch guard it
Pizza Friday my brothers eat all the ranch
Maybe they’ll share a piece of candy as an olive branch
All playing games sometimes we don’t all advance
But with these hand-me-downs I got all the pants
Walking through fallen lands should be in a hospital
Stretching my eyes and my mouth as wide as possible
I don’t know why but oh I’m uncomfortable
Mr. Four Eyes has no time for Wonderful

[Chorus]
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports still a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand, eating my din-din
Got four eyes, pimples on my chin
The reason that most kids they will fit in
When I play sports I’m a dork no pigskin
A controller in my hand and I’m eating my din-din