Fortune Teller Told Me I’m A Mazda

I laugh hardest when I'm alone
Whether my friends are leaving
Or coming too
You can't do things in a team
If you only team up
For a leisure spree

Never been attracted to the stay at home life
But I'm living life largely exclusively online
And I'd be better if I weren't stuck on
Procrastination hotline
Been on hold for 20 years and my eyeliner
Still isn't aligned
Never been inside another's bed without feeling
I need more lipstick
Wake up 4 AM for lipstick
Pee then check the mirror, fix it
Then I wake up and I still cuddle nest
How do you make bed and breakfast
For a damn perfectionist
Never put the toast next to the ketchup
Next to the orange juice
It's just not right
But it's impolite to correct people's mistakes
In front of their face
I eat it all to be safe
And I cringe at every bite I take
I would've preferred water but
Thanks anyway
With no ice and two lemon slice but
Forget it it's ok

Talking with a mouth full of fame
Someone said to me
Your imagination's cheap
You think the best wifi is free
Kinda person who reviews a city
That they've never seen
And their cash is all pure green
I glamorize this with glee

A fortune teller told me people only see me
When they wanna party
Just an invitation
Not a human or a body
I provide the alcohol
Now suddenly you're paparazzi
I came here in a Mazda
Now it's a Maserati